H E R S C H E L

This is no dress rehearsal. We could end up with Herschel.

I think of him as a running back. I don’t see him qualified as a political hack.

He’s running for Senate in a state that is purple.

I’m really afraid we could end up with Herschel.

I’ve heard him rant about Cain and Abel. I don’t think the man is mentally stable.

He has no platform on which to run. Yet he thinks the key to mass shootings is more guns.

I’ve seen him in commercials. It’s sad. We could end up with Herschel.

While there’s a list of other deterrents. He’s ignorant as hell and consistently incoherent.

He slips the press and goes it alone. It’s like the lights are on and the TV is playing, but nobody’s at home.

He makes claims and then issues reversals. I’m warning you. We could end up with Herschel.

The best things in life often go a complete circle. That won’t be the case if we end up with Herschel.