If you dare!

Buyer beware: Hot Pockets


Quick. Enticing. Dangerous.

I had them once.

I prepared them as directed.

I took a bite and it burned the hell out of me.

My tongue. My lips. And worse, the roof of my mouth was inflamed.

It blistered.

They should come with a warning label.

I haven’t had one since.

It took over a week for my mouth to repair.

No more Hot Pockets for me.



Anthony (Tony) Pretlow

Prolific reader and commenter. Occasional writer. Devoted father of five. Sound money advocate. Happily married/ retired. I write off the cuff.