Anthony (Tony) Pretlow
1 min readMar 8

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Don’t miss these telltale signs that you are being cheated on by your significant other.

I’m sure something is up

You can’t look me in the eye. Is it something that I said? Have you told a lie?

Something is up.

You’ve changed the way you dress. You spend time in the mirror. You used to do it less.

Something is up.

I hate to think what’s next. You sleep with your back to me . You’re not interested in sex.

Something is up.

You started working late. Are you really working or are you on a date?

Something is up.

I cannot take it lightly. You shaved your pubic hair. That wasn’t done for me.

Something is up.

I feel so unassured. I have an awkward feeling when you walk through the door.

Something is up.

I’d hate to see you go. One thing is for certain. I won’t be the last to know.

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Anthony (Tony) Pretlow

Prolific reader. Baseball enthusiast. Devoted father of five. Sound money advocate. Happily married/ retired. I write off the cuff. Being right is overrated.