I fly with 3-ply.
The ply matters.

Toilet Paper Snob

I believe in cutting corners where the need is, but there is one thing for me where there is no compromise, and that’s toilet paper.

I’ve gone to great lengths to find the perfect cush for my tush. In fact, I might qualify as a toilet paper snob.

I think of toilet paper as a litmus test for a relationship’s potential. 1-ply toilet paper is a definite red flag.

I figure if a woman is skimping on toilet paper, she might be experiencing hard times. I don’t necessarily want to be a part of that!

2-ply is the norm. That’s a safe bet. It’s simple. It’s not like back when you had to choose a color too.

3-ply is toilet paper heaven. You don’t have to bunch it up. You don’t run the risk of a leak or the underpinnings of a fingernail.

This is not an advertisement, but I get mine delivered by a company called, ‘Who Gives a Crap’.

You’ll be surprised by the size of the roll. It’s even more of a surprise that it fits in a regular dispenser.

It reduces the potential for bad wipes.

It takes all the worry out of toilet paper.



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Anthony (Tony) Pretlow

Avid reader. Baseball enthusiast. Devoted father of five. Sound money advocate. Happily married/ retired. Being right is overrated.